Whoever said "A picture is worth a thousand words" obviously didn't catch me in action when I was honored to present the graduation speech for the local high school last May.
The lil' grads were restless while they stood in those cheap, rented gowns and I had to resort to using the megaphone more than once to get them to settle down. Finally, I struck my signature pose and I guess my good looks (courtesy of more than $50 worth of flea market dentistry) stunned them into submission so I could continue wowing them with my wit and wisdom.
I doubt I'll be invited back real soon.